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Chat up lines
Gals dont fall for any of these lines lol!! Eeeek Pathetic!!
If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
(Motion then to come here) If I can make you come with one finger imagine what I can do with all five!
My name is........remember it, you'll be screaming it later!
Let's play storm. You be the tornado, I'll be the city and you can blow the hell out of me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I
Are those real?
I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs
Hey baby, why don't I sit on your lap and we'll talk about the first thing that Pops up!
Hey, do you want to have children? (Asuuming the answer is no) that's ok then, we'll just practise
The word of the day is Legs, lets go to my house and spread the word
I miss my teddy bear, would you slecan sure make your bed rock ep with me?
They call me milk because I do your body good
Hey! You want to know what I heard about you today? F*ck me and I'll tell you
Nice outfit, can I talk you out of it?
Why don't you come over and we can do math in bed, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and we'll multiply!
Mmmm....you bring new meaning to the word edible
So do you want to see something really swell?
If you were the last man and I were the last woman I bet we could do it in public
I have 250 bones in my body, I would like another one
I know milk does a body good, but Damn how much have you been drinking?
This Valentine's Day I really want you to know how I feel so you better use both hands
Can you feel the magic between us? No...lower!
Your on my mind this Valentine's Day..I'd rather you were on my bed
This Valentine's Day I want you to know I'm head over heels for you, I know some other position too!